Big Foot? Sasquatch? Yeti?
Whatever it is, it’s on the loose in the streets of Los Santos donning a festive Santa hat and ski goggles, causing chaos. But not only is our new furry friend running havoc in local businesses such as Pizza This and UWU Cat Cafe, but locals have also reported the large animal/human hybrid handing out Christmas gifts. He may come bearing gifts, however, he also comes bearing a foul odor – though, some residents of Los Santos have shifted blame to his friend Mealard, who has been spotted following the Sasquatch in a dirty Santa costume. Personally, I wouldn’t let MY kids anywhere near THAT Santa… luckily for this reporter, I do not have any. If anyone spots this Christmas Yeti in the coming days, please contact us.
