Despite what slanted anti-patriotic documentaries out there say – Burger Shot is a shining emblem of the American way, the American meal, and the American lifestyle. Stop in to Burger Shot, because everybody likes to get their stinking meat between two dripping moist buns! There is no smell quite like the moment you walk into Burger Shot. Burning fat, decomposing flesh, day-old diarrhea, rotting vegetables, baby vomit, hobo sweat and crack smoke all blend together to form the delicious, unmistakable aroma of America’s favorite national quick service restaurant chain. Burger Shot is a symbol of hope for children around the world. We’re doing our part in the national epidemic.