Biotech Company Disturbs Peace
On Thursday 29th September, on what was a quiet and foggy evening, Los Santos was (literally) rocked by the arrival of a heavily armed convoy […]
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Los Santos Meteor Bought Out by Weazel News
One of Los Santos' perennial institutions has been purchased by Weazel News as part of a major media buy-out in San Andreas.
A Fare to Remember
The afternoon of June 3rd brought a flurry of disparaging tweets directed towards the Patterson Cab Company. The tweets written by Martin Slaughter alleged both […]
A ROYAL MESS
This reporter has been made aware of a recent escalation between two known organisations within the city: The Lost M.C. and The Royals.It is understood […]
Police investigate fishy dealings at Pearl’s Seafood Restaurant
NOOSE officers cordoned off the end of the Del Perro Pier earlier today during a raid on the Pearl's Fish Restaurant.Officers at the scene report […]
Chaos at UwU Cafe
Chaos gripped UwU Cafe last night when an illegally weaponized vehicle opened fire on the cafe front. Reports that no cats nor clients were injured […]
YOUR RIGHTS ARE UNDER ATTACK
How would you feel if you were brutally attacked by someone you had never met before? Well that’s exactly what’s happening, but at a grander, […]
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