On Monday night, members of the brightly dressed Vagos collective gathered outside the Alta Street apartments, lining the parking lot with nearly a dozen yellow vehicles. Mateo Lopez and co claimed they were “showing their colours” to help welcome a new family member to the city of Los Santos. Despite some rocky history with members of the Vagos, this reporter was welcomed to admire the brightly painted parade of vehicles with open arms. This warm welcome was doubled with the arrival of their cousin, as the Vagos family grew by one more member.
Despite the wholesomeness of this story, Dickfeed cannot help but speculate whether or not the bold showcase of gang colours was to send a message as earlier in the evening, members of a potential rival gang were spotted donning purple attire and driving purple cars. The unexpected sightings of these “purple people” was accompanied by a surprise shooting outside Ten Pins bowling alley (more famously known by its former name, Dickball). Perhaps, however, this clash of gang colours was purely coincidental as no members of the Vagos family appeared concerned or even aware of such sightings when approached by this reporter.