Chaos gripped UwU Cafe last night when an illegally weaponized vehicle opened fire on the cafe front. Reports that no cats nor clients were injured in the unwarranted attack.
The two perpetrators were caught when they parked up their vehicles and came inside to make an order of an American Kitty Pizza and two ‘American’ Neko Doughnuts.
Police arrived on scene and after a quick sweep of the cafe brought the two fiends to justice.
It is at this time unknown as to why they opened fire on the cafe, though it is assumed it has something to do with their second amendment rights or something.
