On August 3rd, an article was published by a member of the Weazel News team outlining the identity of a deadly hitman hiding among us. The LSPD charged UWU cat cafe employee Wesley Walters for the murder of “no less than 14 individuals”, including local celebrity rapper, Kash Money. In this article, my co-worker at Weazel News, Oleander Addams, claimed Walters first came to the LSPD’s attention on the June 3rd bombing of the Lost MC-owned Vanilla Unicorn. This claim was backed up by an unlikely source…
“In a surprising act of full cooperation”, former mayor-Addams wrote, Lost MC member Frank Delaney was highlighted as the LSPD’s source for “extensive and detailed” information on the attack. Given this reporter’s knowledge of the infamous motorcycle enthusiast club, this claim of Delaney’s “full cooperation” seems against everything the club stands for. Considering personal history with the club, Weazel News Presents Dickfeed believes anyone who would provide any information to the LSPD would be branded a “rat” by the rest of the club. However, with Mr. Delaney being spotted by this reporter in his leather Lost MC cut earlier this evening, we have reason to believe he is still a part of the Lost MC.
Dickfeed would like readers to ask themselves a question or two… or maybe even three.
Did The Lost MC’s Frank Delaney REALLY cooperate with the LSPD? If so, would YOU describe him as a rat? And finally… how can we really trust this source when several sides of the story certainly contradict each other?
Interesting development.
Dick Richards, Weazel News Presents Dickfeed
