Detective Don Chester was seen being held up by the Vagos gang today, in the alleyway outside of ‘Pizza This’. This reporter noticed that Detective Chester was nicely tanned from his recent vacation period, however, I’m sure he’ll receive an even harsher grilling once Commissioner Sid Hunter finds out that he was fooled by two gang members in a bowling alley. The two parties engaged in a short-lived car chase that ended not 200 yards from Pizza This with local UWU Cat Cafe worker Matilda Murphy coming to the rescue, scooping up Detective Chester from the road and taking him to the Pillbox hospital. She later returned to save local legend, talent show winner, and bowling alley owner, Dick Richards, who selflessly attempted to apprehend the criminals, tasing one before being shot down.
Dickfeed wishes Detective Don Chester a speedy recovery…
Lots of love,
Dickfeed
