[Dickfeed] Keep Your Friends Close…

It takes more than a headshot to keep down Dick Richards.

Waking up this morning after a 2-week battle with a nasty head wound, this reporter awoke to hear of the tragic passing of former Mayor George Sinclair, also known as the backbone of the incredible Weazel News team who are all currently in mourning such a great loss. However, despite these major setbacks… Dickfeed is still here to provide the most exclusive news updates in Los Santos.

This evening, reports of gunshots were sent in from Legion Square where Dickfeed arrived to discover a multi-vehicle brawl that soon evolved into a police chase. Despite the short staffage of the LSPD this evening, Officer Atlas O’Brien was filmed pursuing a pair of green 4×4 vehicles as they attempted to take down a small black car, resulting in a casualty in the multistorey car park opposite Legion Square’s Bean Machine. It appears the gang withheld their gunfire while this casualty was dealt with, leading this reporter to believe the unknown male was of importance to these suspected Forum Drive Family members, all dressed in green attire.

The chase continued with several more 4×4 vehicles joining in on ramming the black car, this time in black and grey colours rather than green. As Dickfeed followed the chase to the west coast of Los Santos, Weazel News’ cloud-based storage became unreachable and so our footage of this chase’s climax was lost to an unknown location. Due to this pursuit being a solo mission for Dickfeed that ended up with a light concussion in Pillbox (I owe them a Christmas bonus), there are gaps in the remainder of this story, however thanks to a photo my phone backed up before mysteriously going missing along with my camera, as well as with some help from the LSPD, I was able to fill in some blanks.

It appears as if once the chase ended in Vespucci Beach, O’Brien was held at gunpoint until the unknown target of the FDF was handed over due to requiring critical healthcare. Approximately 10-15 minutes later, the photo synced from my old phone was taken showing members of the Forum Drive Families, Angels of Death, and an unknown third party meeting outside of the AOD headquarters. It is unknown what this meeting was about, but it is certainly an unlikely meet-up to be caught on camera, especially considering at least two of those parties are often at war with each other as confirmed by my LSPD source.

Members of the Los Santos Fire Department later found my unconscious body near an exploded gas station in Little Seoul. Despite the explosion, I was lucky to have not sustained any burns, implying I either arrived shortly after or was left nearby as my vehicle was later found by the AOD headquarters. This location was likely where it was parked when I first arrived. I do however have a large swollen eye which suggests I engaged in a brawl during my investigation. I’d be scared to see what the other guy looks like now!

By publishing an article like this, I am putting a target on myself and Dickfeed, however during such a time of uncertainty and worry, I believe it is of utmost importance to shine a light on the seedy goings on of Los Santos in hopes of a brighter future. Mel Rose, we’re counting on you.

This article is in memory of George Sinclair, a bold and powerful reporter who would be proud of Dickfeed for standing up during a time of such pain and grief to ensure the citizens of Los Santos receive the news they deserve. Weazel News will be hosting a funeral celebration for our former Mayor on Friday 6th October at 8 pm BST. It will begin at the boxing ring George promised and delivered to Los Santos (located at 6022) with a procession through the city, visiting some of George’s favourite places, and ending at Gentry Manor where the funeral service will take place. This will follow with a number of speeches and a special guest. All are invited – please keep it non-political and civil.

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