“Third time’s the charm” – a phrase often reserved for small, inconsequential acts such as starting a lawn mower, or flipping a pancake… however, in this unlikely case, the phrase fits the glove of a recent mayoral campaign. Newly sworn in Mayor Sinclair won the vote against Bean Machine manager and runner-up, Thatcher Wright last week, finally becoming successful in his attempts to become mayor of Los Santos following his previous two failed campaigns. The vote ended up extremely close with Sinclair receiving 53% of the votes which resulted in public outcry for a recount as well as riots in the streets outside City Hall.
Since being sworn in as Mayor of Los Santos, it seems as if almost all of Sinclair’s team at Weazel News have become part of the City Hall staff including Jay Walker as Press Secretary, Oleander Addams as Acting Chief of Staff, and Roger Taylor as Honorary Chief of Coolness and Vibes – notice this reporters use of “almost all of Sinclair’s team” as this list is noticeably missing a rather familiar name. Despite providing the promotional material (in a timely manner) that almost certainly won Sinclair the extra 3% of votes he required for his victory, Dickfeed’s own Dick Richards has been absent from any of Mayor Sinclair’s City Hall staff hiring. One may wonder if this is due to Sinclair’s schedule now being too busy to run Weazel News, handing down operations to the most responsible member of the team to take over… however, Weazel News Presents Dickfeed can confirm this is not true.
Dickfeed can, however, confirm that George Sinclair is still manager of Weazel News despite being the new Mayor of Los Santos, but the halls of this large building feel cold and empty from his warm embrace. How can one man possibly run a city and a news giant at the same time without dividing his attention? The biggest offense in this move to City Hall however, may be Oleander Addams’ publishing of important articles such as the life sentencing of “prolific assassin” Wesley Walters WHILST acting as “Acting Chief of Staff” in City Hall. How can the general public trust that City Hall are not influencing Weazel News, Los Santos’ biggest and most respected news source, and using the team’s new platform for fake and/or biased news? After all, Mrs Addams’ latest article did outline The Lost MC member Frank Delaney as a source of information for the LSPD, something that would have had the member kicked from the club weeks ago if true. Is this perhaps because of George Sinclair’s past run-ins with the club? Did the newly elected staff team at City Hall influence the news just days into Sinclair’s time as Mayor of Los Santos? Although these are answers we here at Dickfeed cannot answer, it leaves a lot for the citizens of Los Santos to ponder…
This reporter is proud to announce that he is NOT part of the new staff team at City Hall and will continue to provide unbiased and 99%-true news via Dickfeed – withholding the ‘Weazel News Presents’ section of our title until our questions are answered. Despite previous support for Mr. Sinclair, it is difficult for Dickfeed to publicly support his manifesto, especially his recent call for buses to replace taxis after one of these buses ran rampant outside Weazel News this weekend, not only causing damage to surrounding architecture and vehicles, but also leaving this reporter with serious injuries… no cards, no flowers, and no memory of Dick Richards it seems. But worry not, Los Santos – Dickfeed will continue to carry the reputation of Weazel News in the meantime.
Dick Richards, Weazel News Presents Dickfeed
