The populous Route 1 was stricken by traffic chaos tonight due to the negligent actions of an incompetent trucker.
In recent weeks there has been a string of incidents at busy intersections, freeway junctions and business parks as a result of members of the Los Santos Trucker’s Union inadvertently ejecting or intentionally abandoning their cargo on the job.
This reporter was alerted to the most recent incident following multiple reports of an “overly-patriotic” woman repeatedly ramming her collapsed cargo down the freeway, perhaps either in an attempt to get it to its destination by an alternative means or to simply enact revenge on her inanimate adversary following an unexpected manoeuvre on its behalf.
Locals have previously reported massive damage to personal property both on and off the road at the hands of incapable truck drivers attempting to reverse park at locations across the state. Pillbox Hospital has also reported a massive uptick in local patients in recent weeks following the establishment of the trucker’s union.
On behalf of all of us here at JWN, please be safe out there on the roads in these uncertain times.
